In two months today, my lover Hillary will be visiting me in New York.
Get ready for some of this...
...some of this...
...and some of this...
D: "let's do tradsies."
H: "tradsies?"
D: "tradesies."
H: "?"
D: "hahaha."
H: "k, but what's tradesies."
D: "like trade, sies."
H: "okay but trade what?"
D: "places, like i left, now you leave."
D: "you totally ruined it now."
H: "sorry."
D: "are you long and thin?"
H: "fo sho."
D: "word."
H: "and you?"
D: "nope, short and fat."
H: "hiii."
D: "it sounds funny when you chew a cookie with headphones in."
H: "i know. i love it."
D: "whaaaaaaat"
H: "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"
H: "?"
H" "what are you whatting about?"
D: "wait, what?"
